Daniel, are you in for a beating?

Nah, we shall see.

Lady and gentlemen take your position at the console.

If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years,

men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB UK.

Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello and indeed, ahoy, dear listeners, and this is episode 165 of BRB UK.

You join me as I'm eating some crystal noodle soup. This chicken classic variety. It's exceedingly tasty. Essentially it's posh pot noodle. That's how up my own ass I've become, I think. I've gone from being a student eating pot noodle to now having posh pot noodle. I'm a culinary disaster. I'm Dan. What are your hosts? Are you sure you're Dan?

I am, Dan. Are you sure? You're not number eight, maybe? Coleman, help me out here. Tim,

I wouldn't mess with me. He'll make you eat his dust. Oh, f*** you now.

Anyway, I'm Dan.

That one who piped up first was Tim.

Say hello.

Hello.

Hello, Tim.

How are you, mate?

I am okay.

Good.

We are our listeners that didn't listen to last week's episode.

I urge you to do so and then go watch the follow-up video that's in last week's thread

and then understand what we were just talking about. But otherwise

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