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Heth! BRB UK. Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, hello and indeed, ahoy, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to BRB UK episode 164.

Or if you're an idiot who reads out prices on adverts, that's 164.

Really does my head in that.

I'm sure it does other people's head in as well. I think you'll find it's 164. Yes, just 164. Just 164, not 10064, 164. I really, what I would like them to have to do is read out like a house price like that. It's only 429-352-00 or something like when London is probably that much.

Anyway, I digress. I've turned into a grumpy old man and we're only 20 seconds into the episode. My name is Dan. Turned into? Yeah, I was not about to say it's not an amazing, shocking transformation. That's Tim, by the way. He's totally not a grumpy old man. I'm totally not. And there's also Coleman, who very much is tonight, because his internet connection troubles continue. Hi. Hi. It's not just internet. Everything troubles. But, hey, that's okay. Just, just give me one second. Just take another sip of, um, hmm. Do you know what everything troubled? If you've got everything troubles, do you know what sorts you out? Tornado. No, Cup of tea and a poo. Ah, cup of tea and a poo to you, sir. Capitina poo. So, how have you been? Chapsa, I think it's the first time all three of us been back together since you two swanned off to Eurogamer. It feels like a long time. Yeah, well, it was. We did separate shows the week before you were a game as well actually. We both did a gamer. It feels like a long time. Yeah, well it was. Two weeks. We did separate shows the week before you were a gamer as well actually. We both did a podcast with Coleman. Oh yeah, because you heard Destiny was going to be talked about. I was like, no. To be fair, only half that show was about destiny. Yeah, well, more like two thirds. But yeah, anyway. I'd just like to point out that I've had no shows off so far. All right.

Jesus for Christ. I've been pulling double duty a lot. Can I have shows off when you're dead. Oh, okay. Which tornado will conveniently do. It's one of its side effect. I'm down to my last can. Oh, you? The withdrawal symptoms are going to be an absolute... Just savour that taste. Mm. Mm. Really? Tell you what? That's good stuff. Extra life, I will sample a can of tornado. Will you? A couple of extra lives ago, I got sent back when sarcastic game was being... When we were there, Tim. And we were being sponsored by what was it gamer fuel or something

like a little tiny energy drink

oh I remember those kind of things

like the one hour energy shot things

yeah I got to about half one in the morning

I thought I need a bit of a pick me up

I entered a world of strange that made me sing the word travel leader repeatedly while traversing levels in Dead Rising 2. That's all I'm going to say.

I remember a podcast of you talking about that. Don't you drugs, kids.

Trave-Leader!

I believe Tim's got a nice sexy package.

Wait, I phrased that badly.

Oh, I phrased that badly not at all on purpose.

No, that was genuinely not on purpose.

I believe Tim's been given a present.

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