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Hello and welcome to episode 127 of Big Red Barrel's UK podcast.

Dan is not here.

You're not Dan.

Why is it? I am not Dan. Very well observed him.

And even though Dan is not here, you still find it within yourself to interrupt the person who is in showing the show

I'm a natural interrupter yes you are anyway yes Dan is not here why is not here we do not know but I'm sure all will be no no we don't let's leave it a mystery open-ended mystery and then we can find out for the next show and then that gives I, I guess the listeners, a reason to come back.

Can't have a cliphanger at the beginning.

And then after the credits, Nick Fury will come out and then he'll hire another member of,

yeah, it will go, Mr. Brady, I'll need you to join the Avengers.

Yes, so in lieu of Dan not being here, I am Coleman.

Hi.

And over in the northern region of London, the Dark Night of London,

it's Tim Hibbs. I'm on the Dark Knight of London. What would you prefer? The Punisher of London?

Yeah, that'd be better. Do you have white go-go boots and a rifle?

No, I need these things. London's Bell-end. Who can I get a rifle from?

Well, I've got an idea.

Our next person on, filling in for Dan, we've got Dave. That's me. I've got plenty of rifles. You want to borrow one? Yeah, I'll have a rifle. I got like a closet for. What kind of rifle do you think is suitable for a punisher type get-up? Oh, it's definitely an AR or an AK.

Okay.

Bolt accident just isn't going to cut it.

No.

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