If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years,

men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games,

BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello! R.B. UK. Worst teeth. Better accents. Hello, hello and indeed ahoy, hoi-hoi, and a happy new year.

To you all, this is the first time we spoke to you in 2015. I hope your hangover is now stopped,

and that you had a good one, and that you haven't made any silly resolutions that are just impossible,

like world domination, or I want to go to the moon in 2015,

because I hate to break it to you, probably not going to happen.

1085P.

What?

That's an unrealistic resolution.

1080p 60 is an unrealistic resolution at the moment to be fair um so yes anyway i'm dan

i'm one of your hosts hello and i'm joined as always by tim say hello hello and by my brother

from another mother but one with the lady canal that smells of mustard. What? Hi!

Wait, what?

Yeah, I don't know.

I think I'm coming down with the man flu.

So, yes, and I was, I don't know why, just putting me in front of a mic is generally a bad idea.

And yes, I know many of you just agreed.

Yeah, you know, getting on the Burbcast this week, which was much fun with Dave and Kev, because Pac-Man's computer exploded. And we got onto some very strange subjects. Go and have a listen to it. Generally, this is why me and Kev should not be allowed to podcast together, because we do talk even more rubbish than we each team individually. You could if it was out by the time we were recording but we're not so you can't, sorry. So yeah, so do you have a good new year, chaps? Yeah, pretty good, yourself. Yeah, it was wrong, just a couple of mates round, did a bit of cooking, eat some food, no one got food poisoning, bit of a result. I ended up doing the same. We were possibly going to go out,

but then there was a few too many of us going out and wanted to go out.

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