If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years,

men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and video games,

BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello and welcome to episode one to two two of the

big red barrel UK podcast I am Chris actual Coleman

see we wanted to see what you did on the intro and I liked it but you kind of. And that man that can't keep his gobs shut during an intro just when it's Dan, it's now me. Oh? Yeah, all right. Tim. Hello, hello. How are you, sir? Yeah, yeah, pretty good. Yourself? I'm okay. I'm a little, yeah, it's a little bit weird trying to do the Dan part without trying to be Dan. Yes, see, you've just skated along on being fake Dan and you can't get away with that anymore because you're actual Coleman. I can't. I'm such a fraud. Just tell a dick joke and you'll be fine. No, no, no, he's getting away from being. Yeah, that's the idea. He's, he needs to find his own level of...

An anti-joke.

Jake.

I came to London to make my... No, no, he's getting away from being fake down. He needs to find his own level of...

An anti-joke.

I came to London to make my way in the world, to be famous, to be a star.

You basically need to find your own way.

Yeah, basically just told my story.

Well, yeah, and that's kind of to spoil a bit of the surprise the surprise but yeah we have a third person on the show

a guest that with no Dan we've moved in a Rick

and got a Rick not John LaFar in the house

no yeah you have previously fake John

yeah can I just point out that now

now that Coleman's a permanent resident on this

very fine podcast that you've got me on again,

you've scuppered any chance that we had of making the fake Dan and John show.

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