If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst Teeth, Better Accents.

Hello, hello, hello. UK worst teeth better accents Hello hello and indeed a hoi hoi ladies and gents and welcome to episode

one hundred and twenty one of BRB UK that is officially one more than the last episode and is a largely arbitrary number and despite that fact

Tim say hello hello he still wants to celebrate for reasons that are frankly beyond anyone else other than him

how you doing tim you're right yeah you're good generally yeah pretty good yeah lots of game

I'm drowning in games there are too many good games at the moment. That's a good problem to have.

Well, there's lots of good games, but there's also a couple of not so good games. But we'll get on to that in a little while. But we are joined by, well, frankly, Oculus Rifts, Chunder Wonder, Coleman. Hello, sir.

Hi.

I heard you made it 30 seconds on Tim's Oculus before you thought you were going to throw up everywhere. I thought the DK2 was like, meant to help you with any kind of travel sickness problems that you get compared to the DK1. And I could play the DK1 for a fair few hours. But was it calibrated for Tim's face? Yes. That could be the problem because we didn't calibrate it.

I did warn you that that may be an issue and we could possibly set it up for you, but you just wandered into my face. No, no, no, no. You said we should set it up and then you just stuck it on my head. Nothing happened. Then you just put a game on. I was like, okay, we're not doing that then. Okay. Have you upgraded your graphics card yet, Tim?

No, no, no.

Still, still not a very good graphic. He's written an extra number on the end of it. Right. It looks a bit better. He's written version 2 on the end. Or did you just move up a PCI slot thinking that if it's nearer the processor it must go faster.

That's true.

Less distance to go, so, you know, yeah.

As an IT professional, I can tell you that is true.

It's like when you put a router directly below the phone socket, so the flow of electrons

makes the speed faster.

Yes, because electrons obey the rule of gravity.

You bloody idiot.

Christ. Yes. Don't know.

Electrons, do they have mass?

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