If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed, ahoy, hoi, ladies and gentlemen.

It's Real Dan this week, and I'm back for episode 116 of BRBUK, this podcast right here that you've downloaded and listened to.

If that's not what you're expecting, you're doing it wrong.

If there is what you're expecting, then you're doing it right.

It's clearly labelled as well, so you really should have got exactly what you expected.

And for the 116th time, that gentleman speaking before he is introduced as Tim.

Hello. Say hello, sir. Hello, sir.

And we've got a bit of a disturbance of normal order of things this week.

Yep.

Has John completely forgotten that any day of the week exists?

John has failing the referendum failed, John has declared independence.

By himself.

And is now refusing to have anything to do with the United Kingdom.

So we have a guest. In fact, we have two guests, one of which is Kev from the Barrelcast. Say hello, sir. It's my third week in a row. Yeah. I don't know what's gone wrong. You are the UK connection to Barrelcast, so it's quite fair. We're just getting you ready for day shifts, mate. The official liaison. on. Man, do you know recording the barrel cast It's going to be a complete nightmare when I don't stay up all night anymore Yeah come to us Come to us Be the Cool Kid for VRB UK Expect many more appearances On this show I guess It's a revolution Yeah absolutely And we also have fake me Otherwise known as's Chris Coleman. Say hello, hello, and indeed a hoi-hoi. Whoa. No, less or that shit. I have a question. That's my line. What? That's also my line, but what? Have you guys ever been on the same podcast before? No. I have an answer. Have we? Yeah. Yeah, we've been on several. People complained. Tim said we weren't allowed to do it anymore because we're too much alike, apparently. Yeah. Yeah. Basically, as Dan and fake Dan cannot occupy the same space at the same time without a bit of Kev to war her down. that yeah yeah so basically we've

god I'm just turning into Tim

basically

so we're risking

the stovets in the space time continuum

by the very fact that me

me and him are both there

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