If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, worst teeth, better accents.

I'll just chat on inner down. Hold on. Petus joke. Penice joke. Penice joke. Paterfiles.

There we go, right.

God.

Okay.

Hello, hello, and indeed a hoi-hoi, and welcome to episode 115 of the Big Red Barrel UK podcast.

I am your host, Fake Dan, and with me in the land of jolly old London town.

It is Mr. Timothy Hibbs.

Yes, and thank you very much for joining me Fake Dan or Chris Coleman, as you're better known, sir.

And, yeah, well, part of the reason that you're joining me this evening is that we're obviously covered a bit of EGX, which we were just at.

And as neither Dan or John was actually present.

I have a question.

Oh, yep, see, go on. Where's John? He's... Dan or John was actually present. I have a question.

Oh, yep, see, go on.

Where's John?

He's not in an independent Scotland, but he possibly is an independent podcast, maybe.

Who knows?

I have another question.

Go ahead.

Where's Dan?

Dan is, well, he was ill, and he's taking a bit of time off to recover, I guess, but just generally... Boring, I have another question.

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