Brazilian Couple Screws to Death | 8.11.25

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:27.5	I ain't repeating myself.
0:28.0	Go ahead.
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0:29.9	Yeah.
0:31.5	And I'm living in a nightmare.
0:33.1	And I'm not a racist.
0:34.8	And I'm always chilling.
0:36.2	Oh, yeah. Yeah.
1:02.9	The and I'm always too, oh yeah. Good morning and welcome to episode 1770 of Hard Factor.
1:06.5	It is Monday, August 11th, 2025.
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1:21.0	Today, Mark is back from Maine, a changed man, and he's going first.
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