Welcome to the high and low podcast. This is your host Bravo Bravo, Bravo, Ducking Bravo. Today we are going to be recapping the latest episode of the Valley. This is episode 11. But before we do that, let's talk about some Valley news because despite them saying, we'll never be separated. We'll never get divorced. My wife's not leaving me, we're not going anywhere, Jax and Brittany are very much separated now. And Jaxx is seeing

someone new. He has a younger girlfriend. Are we shocked? We are not. She's an influencer model type.

Who's not? The articles that I've seen pulled up about her is that she was, I guess, most notable

for having a boob job that brought her to an H cup, H's in Hermes. H's in Holy Cow. She's 32 years old.

She is a public person, so we'll say her name, Paige Woolen. and her Instagram handle is at Page Uncaged.

Paparazzi photos of them were released a few days ago.

They're walking together. He's wearing his Jacks's Bar hat.

The bar that was not going to break them up.

The bar where Brittany was going to have equal ownership and participation.

The thing I noticed the most in this paparazzi photo

was her socks. She's rocking the look that the younger kids are wearing. They're doing the 80s

thing with the socks. They're doing the socks that are really high and then they kind of like

scrunch them down a little bit. it looks like jazz or size socks.

I'm looking at these socks and I'm like, it's the 80s. It's babysitters club socks.

So anyway, he's 12 years older than she is. She was, you know, in some news articles about how bad her

back hurts and she's gone up to an H cup. I mean, if so facto, babe. A son article

about their three-hour lunch date last week says the only fans model, I mean, only fans,

I've said it once I'll say it again, probably has more dignity to it than some of the office

jobs I've worked. If I time travel back to myself standing next to a copier, trying not to get my

business clothes dirty as I refill ink in a room lit with fluorescent lights. The idea of just like

giggling and wearing cute outfits on only fans, pretty tempting. Pretty tempting by comparison.

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