Brandon The Human Tank — Intentionally Blank Ep. 251
Intentionally Blank
Brandon Sanderson & Dan Wells
4.9 • 567 Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, Dan, I have... |
| 0:06.0 | I don't know if it's exciting news. |
| 0:08.6 | Interesting news, but you wanted to start us. |
| 0:10.8 | We need to start off with a public apology. |
| 0:14.9 | Oh, no. What did we do? |
| 0:16.0 | You and I have failed our listeners. |
| 0:18.6 | One of the fun things, and I say that with my tongue firmly in cheek, |
| 0:24.2 | about this podcast is that I don't know which episode goes up on which week, and I don't know |
| 0:31.0 | what order they're going out in. And so when people will message me, I don't know the context that they are replying from. |
| 0:41.8 | And so this happened last week when all of a sudden out of nowhere, I was getting text after |
| 0:47.8 | text and emails and discord messages saying, why didn't you say organized crime? |
| 0:56.8 | Not a clue what they were talking about. |
| 1:03.5 | Apparently, in an episode that went up recently, we talked about whales attacking ships. |
| 1:05.6 | Organized crime. We said organized crime. |
| 1:07.4 | We missed organized crime? |
| 1:09.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.9 | Like half the YouTube comments are just calling us out for missing organized crime. We missed organized crime? Yeah. Like half the YouTube comments are just calling us out for missing |
| 1:13.4 | organized crime. Yeah. So I'm sorry, we've failed you. Or we did it on purpose so that you could |
| 1:22.0 | come up with the pun and feel like you're a part of the team. They did a good job. Organized crime is good. |
| 1:27.6 | Yeah. Yeah. It crime is good. Yeah. |
| 1:28.2 | It's very good. |
| 1:29.3 | Yep. |
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