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🗓️ 12 December 2019
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Christmas comes early for Gene Lyons as listener David Petsolt commissions "Bram Stoker's Dracula, the movie that changed the way we see vampires and ruined Keanu Reeves for the better part of a decade.
Francis Ford Coppola's insistence on old-school practical effects, combined with Gary Oldman's intense portrayal of The Count, give this movie and undeniable creep factor, but obviously fake backdrops and silly facial hair are too much for Big D to ignore. As Roger and Gene reminisce over what the vampire orgy scene did to their pubescent bodies, Dick balks at cheesy filmmaking and weak female characters.
The Shat boys discuss absinthe, 19th century fashion, werewolf sex, Tom Waits, and love. Oh, and Gene gets naked in a sleeping bag.
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0:00.0 | Well, you've got to keep a somewhat low profile. |
0:03.2 | I mean, you don't want everybody to know. |
0:04.5 | But if you notice- |
0:05.5 | Well, have you seen that castle? |
0:07.5 | You think that's low profile? |
0:09.0 | Well, no, it's like Edward Scisser Hands. |
0:10.5 | It's like it could be creepy and weird over there, but you don't if you start killing everybody in town |
0:14.0 | People be like, wait a second, something's going on here. |
0:16.0 | Remember when we first met John McLean, |
0:19.0 | Argyll picked him up from the plane, |
0:22.0 | and took him down to knockatome tower at the |
0:25.3 | Christmas party and the terrorists were overzealous but it was sweet when they |
0:30.8 | killed Ellis and with a little help from Allen John McLean |
0:35.6 | King dies. Welcome back to Shatt the Movies of the Podcasts |
0:38.9 | where we answer the question with movies we love and growing up really that good. |
0:41.5 | You ever caught yourself thinking, |
0:43.0 | man, why do they make movies like they used to? |
0:45.0 | Can you still remember spending your Friday night searching for the perfect movie |
0:48.0 | rental at Blockbuster video? |
0:49.0 | Do you even remember what Blockbuster video was? |
0:51.0 | If you answered yes, and this is the podcast for you, I'm one of your three co-hosts. |
0:54.8 | Roger Roper and alongside me are my two co-host, Big D Dick Ebert. |
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