All right, so before we begin today, we just want to give you guys a quick little warning.

Have Kids They said is about kids, but it's certainly not for kids even a little bit.

We talk about everything related to parenting, including things that are not suitable for a little kid ears so is uh what movies that where they did earmuffs oh gosh I don't know but it was a good one anyways listen we certainly do not hold

on is old school earmuffs get the Anyways, listen, we certainly do not hold... Old school.

Earmuffs.

Get the earmuffs, get the kids out of here.

There's explicit language we're going to talk about in the cold's butt hole today.

Nope, never going to happen.

What's your name? What's your name?

Who am I?

Who am I? Why do you look so uh...?

Gee got the fucking bitch in.

Why do you look so uh freaking like like sad looks sad and depressed you're drinking

coffee like you're like on the news or something what's happening to you I'm I'm drinking a mom mug you are I can see that it's got like pink all over it you know what I'm drinking what are you drinking warm apple cider who are you you? You're so annoying.

And I have a cinnamon donut.

You are a basic bitch.

You legit are.

You're the woman.

You're the woman in this podcast relationship.

This is have kids they said.

It'll be fun they said.

Let me tell you why I'm in such a chill mood

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