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Welcome to the Eric Matex's show.

Ladies and gentlemen, the host of this show, Eric Matex's, is a demanding taskmaster.

For example, he insists on my announcing this show at all hours of the day and night.

In other words, whenever you listen to it, I must announce it.

That's the rule. So please, please, try and listen to this show at a reasonable time.

Wiping kids never get a good night's sleep, but it's destroying our family.

You know, pressure.

Oh, boohoo. Cue the tiny violin. You know what, Todd?

Let me tell you something. You need to be a man. Families come and go.

But your career, that's what you got to focus on, Todd.

Okay, you want to get me wearing this business, alright?

I'm sorry, is the mic on? This is the Eric Matex's show. I'm sitting here.

I'm already goofy because I'm sitting here with my friend Brad Stein.

Why do you always pronounce it like that?

As though you just got out of surgery, Brad Stein.

Is that a Yale thing? Is that how they teach you people to enunciate?

I thought you said, why do you pronounce it my friend when it's my former friend?

Exactly.

My here to for no longer friend.

You know, I've noticed that first of all, you're a comedian.

So I haven't had an opportunity to tell my audience, you're not just some jerk.

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