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The world is full of stories, stories of mysteries, of curiosities, of oddities.

Join Pat and Jethro Gilliganthorff for a strange, the bizarre, the unexpected,

as they lift the lid and cautiously peer inside the box of oddities.

So, as you know, I have gotten very fat.

No, that is not true in the slightest.

Well, no, no, that's not true.

I think we've both put on a few pounds since the beginning of quarantine.

The quarantine thing has been part of a lot of people and, you know, especially like the middle part of me.

And so, I really enjoyed the other day, your supportive, loving reaction when I was like,

I look slim, right? Like, I'm looking good.

And you were like, didn't you start watching what you eat yesterday?

And I was like, yes, and it is working for me.

I love your optimism.

Thank you.

I love how you're creating your reality.

Thanks.

You're speaking the truth into being.

The thing is, like, I don't need to be thin for anyone.

That's not something that I need, but I am growing out of my clothes.

And I am so cheap, I am not going to buy new clothes.

So, I'm going to lose the weight I need to fit into the clothes that I have.

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