Bowling Beef
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. |
| 0:04.6 | No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Jay Rock, Klein Alley Show. Think of your greatest athletic accomplishment that you've ever done in your entire life. And maybe you were younger, maybe you hit like the winning goal and it's some sort of a soccer game when you're a kid or perhaps the winning |
| 0:41.0 | shot basketball camp and even though you were eight at the time it stuck with you forever it's when you |
| 0:45.6 | peaked athletically alley shared with us yesterday a time that she believed she peaked athletically |
| 0:50.0 | it's a very sad accomplishment she she bowled a 180 something or 150 something excuse me excuse me, not 180. 150 something. Not as good for 180. 158. She said it was such a good bowling outing that when everyone wanted to leave in the middle because they were bored, she said, I can't stop now. I could have my new high score. And she was attempting to top her high score of 150. And we had so many people reach out. |
| 1:12.0 | 158 was my highest score ever. |
| 1:28.1 | Right. Yeah. So many people called about this, people that were not impressed. And other people that said, you should really, you know, all of us should put our money where our mouth is and we should meet you on the lane, that we may have to make it happen. In fact, Vanessa's been actively trying to find a lane so we can settle this once and for all. |
| 1:47.7 | But here is just some of the many thoughts coming through on the goat line about your claim. Hey, guys, it's Michelle from the Olympic Get Rap Contest last year. Oh. I never got a cool name like Tanny Ho's Greg or One-Arm Gary. And Michelle, the rapper, sounds kind of of lame but this was uh that woman that we |
| 1:45.0 | brought on stage to rap with fred durst she did great yeah she was great and she's um it's a lot of fun |
| 1:51.3 | I think she gave us mushrooms if I remember correctly mushroom pills she gave us she gave us I don't |
| 1:57.6 | little uh capsule yeah oh really well whatever she gave us it works it's amazing so anyway I really? Well, whatever she gave us, it works. |
| 2:01.0 | It's amazing. |
| 2:01.7 | So anyway, I like her. |
| 2:03.5 | I like her. |
| 2:04.5 | I'd like to meet her again. Yeah, she was nice. But Jake bugged out. He took too many mushrooms and the guy went into a full-on panic and I had to hold his dog all night. It was not a fun place to do mushrooms. I did the same thing and I had a blast. |
| 2:16.0 | I did too. |
| 2:16.5 | I had a great time. |
| 2:17.3 | Everything was great except for the weird other told me to hold his dog. |
| 2:19.7 | Anyway, this woman is, uh, she's back on the phone and it's nice to hear from her again. Anyway, I know it's been a little over a year since we all went straightened up at Loserville. Um, but I heard the show this morning and I wanted to call in because I am so in for a bowling league. I love bowling. I started a team this year, joined a social league in Studio City. Me and my girls, the queen pins would go every Tuesday. I'd get a crappy red wine, put some Diet Coke and ice in there and make it a white trash sangria. Oh. And we pick some pins. It's so much fun. I have my own shoes. I'm ready. And like, Allie, I also think I'm pretty good. And my high score was like a 147. So she thinks she's also good with 147. That's pretty good. She's all jacked up on red wine and Diet Coke. |
| 3:08.1 | I know, and it makes you better. |
| 3:09.8 | And it's not easy. |
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