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Run That Prank

Bottom of the Pyramid

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2017

⏱️ 7 minutes

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0:00.0

Here you go.

0:08.0

Hello?

0:09.0

Hello?

0:10.0

Hello?

0:11.0

Hello?

0:12.0

Yeah, can you hear me?

0:14.0

I'm trying to reach Angela.

0:16.0

Angela.

0:17.0

Hang on just a second.

0:18.0

Let me turn it down.

0:20.0

Okay, hi. Who are you trying to reach? I'm trying to reach Angela. Is this Angela? Oh, yeah, this see. Hi, Angela. This is Chip. Chip. I'm the new camp director for the cheerleading camp for the summer. Oh, hi, Chip. What can I do for you? I just want to give you a courtesy call. Your daughter, you got her signed up for four weeks with the camp, right? Yep, for June. Okay. This is you guys' third year being a part of the camp? Yep, and she's really excited. She loves coming to the camp, and we think it's a great thing for her to be involved in. What's up? Okay. You guys just finished the whole cheerleading season, too. Am I right?

0:54.3

The competition season? Yes. It's coming off of that. Right, right. Okay. Well, we're getting ready for the summer and everybody's excited about coming out and being a part of what's going on. So here's what I wanted to give you a little bit. Like I said, I'm the new camp director. I was just starting out of this job. I got a few notes that were given to me about

1:13.6

about, so I wanted to give you a call and see if I could talk to you about it.

1:18.6

A few notes giving to you about . . . . . . . . just a couple notes. I don't think it's anything that we can't make sure it's okay.

1:23.6

What kind of notes?

1:24.6

Well, it's been brought to my attention that some of the parents whose daughters are out there as well, they're going to be there this summer, a little concerned about her being on top of the pyramid, that she's, is, is, is, is, a little bit heavy? Should she, uh, basically what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Hold, hold, hold. You calling me about some other parents and said about how big my child is or how much my child weighs. Is that what you called me about? What I wanted to let you know was we're going to put a base or we're going to put her as a No base. Oh, no, you ain't going to put her in no... Oh, no, no, base. I don't know. I already paid my money. And what you say, your name is, Chip? And how long have you been in the director? Because I was just up there two weeks ago. And they told me that she was going to be the same position that she was last year, because that is what worked. That's the formation that works.

2:15.5

So I don't even know what you're talking about. Supposedly that some of the girls are complaining that she's too heavy to hold up. So that seems to be the problem in there. They're not getting a strong enough pyramid. Now, wait a minute. Wait a wait a minute. I know where she ain't the biggest one I felt. Have you been out of hell? My child is not the biggest child I felt.

2:16.6

When did you start?

2:34.2

Because obviously you have I know that well, she ain't the biggest one I fell. Have you been? I fell? My child is not the biggest child I felt.

2:36.6

When did you start?

2:37.4

Because obviously you have not seen these shillies. It is some baby sumos I fell. Okay. Hang on a second. Angela, I want you to calm down a bit. No, no, I ain't nobody going to calm down because I didn't already pay my money. and this that I'd be talking about.

2:31.7

What parents?

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