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Run That Prank

Bed Bugs

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2017

⏱️ 7 minutes

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0:00.0

Bedbook.

0:01.0

Hello?

0:02.0

Hello, I'm trying to speak to Shanice. Uh, she's not here right now if I take a message. Uh, do you know when she's coming back? Nah, is this a business call or something? No, no, this is personal. I need to talk to her immediately. No, you need to talk to me. This is a man. Who is this? This is Brandon. Who are you? I'm earnest, man,

0:22.9

but how do you know, Shniz? I got a bit of a situation here, man. It's basically a financial

0:30.6

situation that I'm owed some money from her. So I kind of need to talk to her about getting

0:36.5

this money.

0:45.9

It's totally disrupted my whole apartment, and I need to actually see about talking to her about getting this whole problem taken care of.

0:49.2

What's the situation? What's the what's going on? I mean, I'm basically, right now, I'm $2,500 in the rears due to Chinese.

0:57.3

And, you know, I need to see if she's going to be able to pay me for the situation or what,

1:03.8

you know?

1:04.5

Do my girl owe you money?

1:05.8

She owes me $2,500.

1:07.9

$2,500 for what?

1:09.7

I don't even know who you are, first of all, so what's up with the $2,500? First of all, my name is Brandon, okay? And I've been, I know, I've been knowing Shanice probably for the last three or four months now, okay? So here, you want to know it all in a nutshell is, it's like this. Shonis been coming through, okay, for the last three or four months, been coming over here to my spot, to my apartment, hanging out. I'm just now finding out within the last two weeks. I had to get rid of my couch. I had to get rid of my mattresses because... Your mattress? Because it's bed.

1:45.1

Wait a minute, dude. So you were trying to tell me she was in your bed? Yes, she's been in my bed, dude. She's been in your bed. Are you crazy? Hey, man, man, man. You know, you're not going to be real serious right now. Where she's been. The problem is $2,500. you're talking about my girl was in your bed.

1:42.1

Now, we're not even going to get into that.

1:44.0

You understand what I'm saying, but that $2,500. The problem is, is the bad. You talk about my girl was in your bed. Now, we're not even going to get into that.

2:02.6

You understand what I'm saying, but that $2,500 you can forget about it. No, no, no, no, no. Hold on up. First of all, you call in here. You call in here, and here, and do answer the phone, and you still got the to ask for her and then go tell me about some $2,500 about some

2:00.6

mattress?

2:01.6

Dude, I'm out, my mattresses, man, or a thousand bucks. A full of bad bucks. I had to throw that away. Man, I'm not worried about no damn mattress, dude. You're talking about my girl. We've been together for four years. I'm about to pop the question on her, and you want to sit there talking about she'd been hanging with you or kicking with you for the last four months. It's about to be over in a minute.

2:34.7

If you want to marry Seneese, cool, I don't care nothing about that.

2:37.9

Don't even worry about that now.

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