Botox & Gophers

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss A LOT! Rich just can't understand why Nicole doesn't know a legend. Then they get into THOSE boy moms. Nicole is tired of hiding and wants to get her botox on peace! Rich is having his own caddy shack beef with gophers. And how do you make the sibling who has to tag along to all the sports feel special? And how you can make core memories as long as you commit. One-upping as a kid and Disney adults. We can't thank our village bitches enough for all the continued support! Keep helping us grow by stealing a friend's phone and subscribing for them ;)

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0:00.0	All right, it's the usual.
0:01.4	It's time just to, you know, let you know to get anybody whose ears are sensitive, like little ones, out of the room.
0:08.0	We don't want to offend anyone.
0:09.3	Yeah, this is not for them.
0:10.9	It's, hey, us adults, you have been warned.
0:13.4	Let's go.
0:15.8	What's your name?
0:18.1	Who am I?
0:20.1	Who am I?
0:20.4	Daddy.
0:20.5	Uh-huh. Ah!
0:21.6	Ah!
0:22.6	Ah!
0:23.6	We need a fucking bitching. We meet again, Trebek.
0:44.2	What's up, pal?
0:45.0	How are you?
0:46.6	Oh, man.
0:47.5	Did you remember all forms?
0:50.5	I'll explain in a second.
0:51.6	What?
0:51.7	Did I remember what?
0:52.6	Did you remember to hold your notes from the other day?
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