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Both Of His Kids Are Hitting Huge Milestones And He Doesn’t Know How To Feel!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Both of Bert’s sons are hitting huge milestones and he doesn’t know how to feel! 

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. There is a dude that is about to make the classic, classic, classic mistake on Mother's Day. We'll get to it here in just one second. These last are starting to crush me a little bit, man. This weekend, it's my son's last prom. Your dad's that hearts break it a little bit. A little bit. I got a lot of last coming up. So it's his prom this weekend.

0:22.1

So I'm going over there for pre-prong.

0:24.6

So it'll be the last time we're pre-promming.

0:27.1

He's got all his friends coming over.

0:28.6

So I'm going to be the weird dad going,

0:31.0

you guys sure look great.

0:32.4

Have a good time tonight, you guys.

0:34.4

So I'll go over there, hang out.

0:36.1

And then he's having a post prom his mom's taking

0:39.8

care of that one thankfully and then uh their graduations are coming up in just a couple of weeks

0:45.9

paula's and hayden both of them within the same weeks i'm planning on going down to savannah

0:50.7

and then coming up here for graduation it's just one of those weekends where i'm like, I know, I know, I know it's a cliche,

0:57.2

but it's a cliche for a reason, man.

0:59.0

It goes by so fat, like in a blink, man.

1:01.6

And like, kudos to Hayden, like college graduation.

1:04.1

That's, that's so impressive, so proud of him.

1:07.9

Yep, me too.

1:10.4

I was really nervous when he went to SCAD because my kid's an

1:13.7

introvert, doesn't do really well around other people. He gets very, he's anxious, anxious little

1:18.4

guy. And my real fear was that he was just going to go from dorm room to class, dorm room to class. And

1:25.8

all the counselors told us, those are the only kids that don't

1:28.2

make it. So I'm like, oh my God, he's going to be back in four weeks. And he got there and he

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