Borough Pride, Belly Shirts, Woman Sets Man On Fire | Monday Morning Podcast 5-26-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about New York borough pride, unfit men in belly shirts, and a woman sets a man on fire.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, May 26, |
| 0:08.1 | 2005. What's going on? How are you? Oh my God, dude. May is almost over. And I go back home in June. |
| 0:20.8 | This play is flying by. We did, uh, And I go back home in June. |
| 0:22.8 | This play is flying by. |
| 0:27.6 | We did nine shows last week. Number nine will put you on the spot. |
| 0:34.0 | Deep cut schoolhouse rock. |
| 0:35.8 | Number nine, we'll tie you up |
| 0:38.6 | Oh, win or not |
| 0:40.0 | Cause it must be some secret |
| 0:42.9 | Way you can check on |
| 0:46.2 | You'll break your neck on naughty |
| 0:49.3 | Number nine |
| 0:51.9 | Instead of eight shows They threw in an extra matinee because we have uh two days |
| 0:58.1 | off which i cannot fucking believe i have not had two days off and forever and um i got out of dodge |
| 1:08.2 | i am out here i'm out of the city. I really forgot, like, all those years living in New York City how important it was to get out of the city. It's no way to live. It really isn't. With all of those people, all of that concrete, everybody stacked up on top of each other, |
| 1:28.4 | it fucking does something to you and it's not good. |
| 1:32.0 | It's glorified on all those stupid sports shows. |
| 1:38.2 | I mean, all cities are. |
| 1:39.8 | All cities, you have to get out of them after a while. |
| 1:43.0 | It's no fucking way to live it's there's a lot of |
| 1:50.4 | awesome things you can do in a city but after a while you have to get out of a fucking city and walk on |
| 1:56.5 | grass and smell fresh air and be around trees. |
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