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Larry Miller Show

Born On The 4th of Ju-Larry (Rebroadcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Why shooting bottle rockets doesn’t count as college credit, Larry’s dog goes to the dentist and why you should never work with dogs, babies or W.C. Fields. And Larry recites the full poem “The Defence of Fort McHenry,” which is the source of the lyrics for “The Star Spangled Banner.” And on Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the Errol Flynn classic, “Robin Hood.”

Quote of the week: “The backyard fireworks of his idiot friend.”

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi folks, it's your old pal Larry saying I'm sorry we couldn't do a show this week, but we'll be back next week to talk about while something that happened today, which was the 4th of July and well we don't think of

0:16.8

that as a day where lots of things happened to talk about but something did

0:21.4

today and be well enjoy the show and we'll see you next week

0:28.8

And now live from level five productions on the Island of Mileronia.

0:33.0

It's the Larry Miller Show. Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves to wave a flag on the 4th of July.

1:00.0

Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show I'm Larry Miller but in a way

1:08.0

aren't we all and boy oh boy it's beautiful here I'm on the mainland. I'm not on Millaronia today, and I'll tell you

1:17.5

why in just a minute. But boy, oh boy, that music, well that music puts me on Mileronia in many ways.

1:25.8

And I think the Colonel will agree with me.

1:28.4

We hear that music and we just were in complete charge.

1:31.6

We love doing our show.

1:33.0

And of course that's the Mark Levin Orchestra

1:37.0

and the Helena Moore dancers

1:40.0

featuring Boy Tener Mike Luck Lucking asking the musical question

1:44.7

any thoughts of putting a piranha tank on milleronia for special occasions?

1:52.1

Well I'll tell you what, Mike, first of all, that's a terrific idea, and that's no kidding.

2:00.1

That's a wonderful idea.

2:01.1

I mean, there's no, look, no better torment than watching a man get eaten by those fish.

2:06.2

And they start at the, well, it doesn't matter where they start.

2:09.0

Wherever they start in 30 seconds, they finish.

2:11.8

It's a great idea Mike and it's so good frankly I

2:16.7

started to think about it here even with Colonel Jeff say hey wait a minute that's a

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