Stuck at home, bored and alone, you'd think I could have some fun of my own, but I'm bored

AF. With Cecily and Stephanie.

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Bored A.F.

You know what?

We're not bored.

I'm a little bored.

You are.

Pretty bored.

No.

I'm not.

Just today.

A little bit bored.

I'm just tired.

I think I'm tired.

I can't tell the difference between being tired and bored anymore. Does anyone else have that? Who here? Who here? Raise your hand. Show of hands. Who here is tired? Well, I just never want to do anything. So I can't tell if that's really tired. Sometimes, you know, I have a headache. You do right now? No. Right now I feel fine. Do you ever wake up? Okay, you don't drink coffee because of your heart, right? I can't. Yeah. Yeah, I can't anymore. Now, are you not allowed or is it like? Not allowed. I mean, they're not like, they're, they never disallow any. I need it., even if you, like, if you have lung cancer, I can be like, you really shouldn't smoke,

but they can't stop you. Right. But I mean, do they say like, hey, that's really not good with your, what's going on with your heart? And also, they yes, say that. And also, I can feel it. if I have caffeine, like if they mess up my order, which they often do at coffee places because they do not give a fuck if you say decaf.

Mm-hmm. feel it. If I have caffeine, like if they mess up my order, which they often do at coffee places

because they do not give a fuck if you say decaf, I can feel it in my heart like immediately.

Like it like beats really fat. It's terrible. So it's kind of not even worth it. Yeah. Yeah.

So I just take crack. I mean, that's a quicker. yeah. Well, yeah, it's, and it's bigger. It's more fun. Crack is way more affordable is the thing than just it's not whack. I think caffeine is whack. Yeah. No, crack is. It is more affordable. You're joking, but it probably is more affordable than like Starbucks. Oh my God.

It probably is at this point.

That's hilarious.

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