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911 Calls Podcast

11:59 Media

Society & Culture

4.6 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2023

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, if you like shotguns or hate shotguns, this one’s for you! We cover a call that left people rattled, peppered, dead, and headin’ for the hills. You've never heard a call like this from getaway drivers to stay-at-home intruders to get out-out-of-here homeowners from heaven. To wrap it up, we give you one of the most polite happy endings the UK can offer. Hugs. ❤️

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0:00.0	This is the 911 Colors Podcast with the operator and his exact twin, minus being
0:17.5	born and raised in Kentucky and his herald military service and being born to a completely
0:22.2	other mother, Kent Jungus.
0:42.2	Hello, Kent. Hello. How are you? Oh, fucking God. I'm so good. You hate this part.
0:51.2	Yeah, I do. Because it feels so unnatural because we just talk for nine hours and then I have
0:56.5	to be like, Oh, hey, I'd like we just bumped into each other and dollar general at an
1:00.4	aisle. Like, Oh, but we drove there together. Yeah. After we had breakfast and woke up and
1:08.7	parties are not before. It's true. But it's it's important for us to disconnect ourselves
1:19.0	from reality because a lot of people are listening to this without context of the
1:24.4	uncut. And I've been in my heart, spirit mind, I've been trying to think about how best
1:30.6	to describe what they're missing out on if they haven't listened to the uncut. And if
1:37.2	you're a normal, if you're a standard podcast, even true crime podcast listener, when we
1:43.7	talk about the uncut, you're probably thinking that we're like doing some kind of like
1:48.6	after show where we're talking about something stupid. But guess what? We just covered a whole
1:58.5	hour of nonsense ultra stupid, super, super stupid. Like next level stupid, Jess got us on
2:10.0	the topic of Rob Zombie and and it was over. It was over. Game over. She was adamantly
2:16.6	defending Lords of Salem, which I think is an awful movie. Everybody thinks it's an
2:22.5	awful movie, but Jess. Yep. And then she did a rail and told us to go fuck ourselves. How
2:33.2	does she do? How does she keep how does she keep going? So so the best way I can describe
2:42.2	the uncut is if you only have listened to this show and haven't heard the uncuts, one,
2:49.3	you're missing out on hours and hours and more content because we're on episode 117 at
2:54.3	the moment. Imagine every episode having somewhere between one and two hours of content
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