Patio Panic • Triple-Nine Teatime

911 Calls Podcast

11:59 Media

True Crime, Documentary, Society & Culture

4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, we cover the harrowing history of patio products and how they have made their way into 911 calls. In a totally relevant way, The Op artfully weaves a tapestry of history, nuance and 911 into a story that you won’t be able to put down - it’s also hard to pick up, because it’s audio. We do some math too: woman + shotgun = intruder - his head. We end it with a 999 call from our friends from Britannia.

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0:00.0	This is the 9-1-1 colors podcast with the operator and his exact twin minus being
0:17.5	born and raised in Kentucky and his herald military service and being born to a completely
0:22.2	mother-mother, Kent Chungus, I've got a big shock now, I'm not going into a tiny bathroom.
0:38.2	Hey, welcome to 9-1-1-1 calls with Kent Chungus. I'm here with my sidekick, the operator. How you doing up? Good. Thanks for having me.
0:50.2	It's good to be here. I've got a fantastic call lined up for you today with that. I'm going to turn it over to the operator.
1:01.2	You know, I'm jumping right in. Jumping right in. Why do you think the name patty is so popular in Ireland?
1:11.2	Because it's easy to spell. No, that's not it. Surprise. The name patty isn't popular.
1:20.2	Because when you think of patty, I think I picture a red head. No, patty is not popular in Ireland.
1:28.2	Oh, okay. Patty is in the US patty is P-A-T-T-Y, which is not popular in Ireland. It might be, but patty is P-A-D-D-Y in Ireland and it's popular for men, right?
1:48.2	Exactly. And it's for men. It is a nickname for Patrick in Ireland.
1:57.2	Name Patrick so popular because of St. Patrick, who's the country's patron saint. St. Patrick's believed to have what do you do?
2:07.2	He converted people of Ireland to Christianity during the fifth century before that they were pagan.
2:16.2	They have a feast day, a feast day called St. Patrick's Day. We celebrate it worldwide. We don't know what it means.
2:25.2	We think he ran all the snakes out of Ireland or something and now they celebrate his compulsion to compel people to Christianity.
2:39.2	It's interesting, though, because the name patty is actually derived from the Irish Padrig, Padrig, Padrig, Padrig, Padrig, Padrig, Padrig, Padrig, P-A-D-R-A-I-G in the source of the English name Patrick and Patricia is comes from that as well.
3:03.2	Did you ever sell, if you haven't seen this, you got to run right out and watch it. Have you ever seen the TV series Moonboy?
3:12.2	No. I promise you. I promise you. Write it down and give it two episodes. Give it a half episode. You will not, you will finish the whole thing.
3:32.2	Oh, it's spelled M-O-O-N-E. That's their last name.
3:38.2	Oh, it's a British show. It's Irish. But he has a sidekick who's invisible. The tall adult guy next to him, he's invisible. Nobody can see him.
3:50.2	But it's like everybody hates Chris, but 1,000 times better and Irish. It is so good. Anyway, one of his friends names, Padrig, Pad, Pad, Pad, Pad, I don't know how P-A-D-R-A-I-G.
4:11.2	It's also worth noting though, while it's a term of endearment within Ireland, it sometimes can be used pejoratively by outsiders.
4:19.2	So somebody outside of Ireland might use the word paddy to kind of mock.
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