Paul, I think a lot of women need to remember that we have a very useful weapon in our arsenal.

Okay.

Not really against men, but it does work.

Okay.

I'm not saying to do this on purpose, but I was in a car recently, and I was running late

somewhere, and I was really stressed out because a lot of like it was a chain reaction

yeah yeah five dominoes five other things had gone wrong we've all been there and now and I

was like I'll take a car I'll get there faster and the car was not faster and I ended up like 30

minutes late to where I was going and I just got so frustrated that I started to just silently

cry in the backseat of the car and And I, I'm a noble crier. You are. I'm, I'm, I'm a silent tears going down, my glistening down. I'm a crier from the house of Sandra Bullock. Yeah, you're a stiff upper lip kind of cryer. Yeah. Yeah. So I, I, I just want you to know. I wasn't like sobbing. You're not a Claire Dane's crier.

You're a Sandra Bullock crier.

I'm a Bullock.

I'm from the House of Bullock, not from the House of Daines.

Yes.

And the driver saw me, I guess because I sniffled and he saw me. and Paul, if you ever want to get an Uber driver to put his fucking foot on the gas, start

silently crying in the back of a car.

Because that man was so uncomfortable.

I'm surprised he wasn't just like, get out, just get out, I can't watch you cry.

I'm canceling the ride.

Okay, here, here's $20.

I'm so sorry.

It's you in the middle of the tunnel. And I forget, like, men hate to watch women cry so much. It is such a superpower. Certain men hate to watch men cry, too, because you know me, I'm an easy cry, and it makes my husband uncomfortable. Uncomfortable. Yeah, it's fantastic. Guys, cry in public more. Yeah. It gets you things. It gets you things.

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