Beverly Hills Cop (1984) - Theme Lyrics, Thumb Rings & a Banana in the Tailpipe
That Aged Well
That Aged Well Podcast
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🗓️ 12 January 2026
⏱️ 146 minutes
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LA Month marches on as Paul and Erika are joined by Mike Schubert from The Newest Olympian & Professional Talkers podcasts to discuss a comedy classic: 1984’s Beverly Hills Cop! They discuss stomach punches in the 80s, super villain red flags, Eddie Murphy’s laugh, and, of course, what could and should constitute an anti-banana disguise. Find all things Mike and Mike’s podcasts at schub.es, or at schubes17 on Instagram!
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| 0:00.0 | So I'm with my nephews the other week, and there's four of them, my brother and me, I think we're all playing cards. And someone starts like, you know, the thing on Spotify, you start like a jam. My brother and I are like playing music. The boys are enjoying making fun of us because we're so old. Oh, no. Your music's from like early 2000s. Yeah, you're so uncool. Alanis Morissette is classic rock. like how do you even get out of bed in the morning? You're sold? All of that stuff, right? You don't know who Ubi Doobie is from TikTok. Correct. I don't. Like, yeah, all that stuff. And then a song comes on. And my littlest nephew, not my littleest nephew, my second littleest nephew says, this is some white girl music. Now, Erica, do you want to guess what song was playing? This is some white girl music. Now, Erica, do you want to guess what song was playing? |
| 0:40.1 | This is some white girl music? |
| 0:41.9 | Okay. |
| 0:42.7 | Ooh, is it like an 80s Madonna song? |
| 0:47.1 | It is an 80s song. |
| 0:48.8 | It is not Madonna. |
| 0:50.3 | Totally clips with a heart. |
| 0:51.6 | Good guess. |
| 0:52.5 | It is, I want to dance with somebody by Whitney Houston. |
| 0:56.7 | What? |
| 1:00.9 | And I was like, Whitney Houston's black. |
| 1:06.6 | And he was like, really? |
| 1:08.6 | Like he thought I was just like trying to save face. |
| 1:10.8 | I was like, you can Google image searcher. |
| 1:12.8 | The woman was black, famously black. |
| 1:15.3 | What are they teaching in schools? |
| 1:17.1 | Truly. |
| 1:18.0 | How does he not know who Whitney Houston is? |
| 1:19.9 | If he knows how to do long division and he doesn't know who Whitney Houston is, |
| 1:23.0 | I'm going to start protesting at his school tomorrow. |
| 1:26.1 | They have failed us. |
| 1:41.1 | Hey, I'm Paul. |
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