BONUS: Who the F*** Was at the Freak-Offs?
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 4 October 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
On this bonus episode, Heather is back in LA and kicking the press tour off with an attitude of gratitude for all of the love on the announcement this week. She falls into the rabbit hole with her producer as they discuss theories around the Diddy Freak-Offs, who they’re hoping wasn’t there, and make it clear that Heather was NEVER invited. Then, she hits the Absolutely Not Line to give you your second dose of much-needed sage advice for the week.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | I want to start a fire. |
| 0:19.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:25.4 | Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon how are you? |
| 0:29.2 | A little bonus episode this week you know if I wasn't already doing enough dear |
| 0:33.6 | media said we need more and I said you got it I'm here live in the studios in |
| 0:38.5 | LA starting the press tour doing all of the things wanted to just just say again, I cannot thank you guys enough. |
| 0:44.4 | The special announcement has just been so well received. |
| 0:47.0 | And also, y'all have really just come out of the woodwork |
| 0:50.6 | supporting me on the episode of Caller Daddy, which turned out to be, I think, one of the best |
| 0:55.1 | episodes ever. I don't know how the fuck I perked up for that one, but I did it. |
| 1:00.0 | So thank you guys for all the support. I've been running around LA today. I'm sorry if you're seeing this on YouTube. I'm broken out. The plane got me. You know, I landed in LA last night around 11. |
| 1:13.4 | I'm picking up my face and that. |
| 1:14.8 | This is the thing. |
| 1:15.4 | I can't have one of those zoomed in mirrors. |
| 1:17.8 | A magnified mirror I'm not allowed to have at my home. |
| 1:20.3 | Because I will get in there. |
| 1:21.4 | And whenever I say to a nice hotel, they've got the big magnified mirror in the bathroom and it lights up and the next thing you know you're picking at your face you've taken off your eyebrows and I'm not allowed to do those things so I fucked it up but we've been running around since 6 a.m. |
| 1:35.0 | today just hitting the ground running doing press and all the things and I said it on Wednesday's episode |
| 1:40.3 | I know you're gonna be sick of me pushing this special but it really takes a village. |
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