Bonus UUP?: Live At Murmrr Theatre

U Up?

Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2019

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

J and J take the show on the road for a very special bonus episode recorded live at Murmrr Theatre in Brooklyn. At 5:20 they ask the question “how honest should we be during a softcore breakup?” At 21:40 they conduct a dating app profile makeover for an audience member. At 36:15 they play a round of “Red Flag/Deal Breaker” with special guest, Yamaneika Saunders. At 57:00, they untangle a text conversation in their puzzling “Deal Reveal.” A huge thank you to our sponsors Ship- Download Ship at https://itunes.apple.com/US/app/id1448104758?mt=8 Poo-Pourri! Pick up your Poo-Pouri before you go toilet spray today at www.poopourri.com/ Kendra Scott- Go to https://www.kendrascott.com/ and use promo code “Betches” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week's episode is brought to you by FOPO,
0:02.3	the one and only can cocktail co-created by betches
0:04.8	that actually tastes better than blocking your ex-feels.
0:08.3	Take a quick second to close your eyes and imagine just how good that is.
0:12.1	FOPO is available to purchase via drizzly or your local retailer
0:15.3	in the cold box or can cocktail section.
0:17.7	And major key, if you can't find FOPO where you typically shop,
0:21.6	ask for it. Visit FOPOCocktails.com to find your favorite FOPO near you.
0:26.0	That's F-A-U-X-P-A-S.
0:28.8	Come into the stage, your host, Jared Frieden Jordan and Abraham!
0:40.9	You can do better than that. Let me hear it, Brooklyn!
0:45.1	Holy shits!
0:49.5	Wow. What is up?
0:53.9	Oh my god, this is my Bar Mitzvah, it feels like.
0:58.1	There are way more people here than we're at my Bar Mitzvah.
1:00.4	Way more!
1:01.2	Yeah, this is unbelievable. You guys, welcome to the U of Podcast Live.
1:08.3	Thank you for coming out.
1:10.6	We have an amazing show for you. Have you been to Brooklyn before?
1:17.1	No, I haven't been here in years.
1:19.9	Years?
1:20.7	We're living in half.
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