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U Up?

Bonus: U Up? Live At The Comedy Cellar (10 PM Show) Ft. Michelle Wolf

U Up?

Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.714.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2018

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

The duo of Js returns with another bonus ep from their unreal night at the Comedy Cellar’s Village Underground. It’s a wild one. The topic this time around: what to do if a guy booty calls you after a date? At 8:08, they read an email about a Hinge date that went well but then he seemingly just wants sex. She is looking for a response that doesn’t make her look like a “ho”. At 16:55, they do a dating app makeover where they go through a girl’s profile and discuss the various kinds of bikini pics - and whether it’s OK or not to have one. At 32:50 they bring on their special guest, HBO star and Host of the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, Michelle Wolf. At 39:41, they do some Red Flag or Dealbreakers including: “makes instagrams for his cars”, “loves shitting at public restrooms” and “has 5 roommates.” At 57:50, they do a deal reveal, where they read a letter from a listener who has been friends with a guy for 6 years and finally decides to give it a shot. He’s acting weird so what’s his deal? At 1:18:00, they begin taking questions from the audience and things get wild. Don’t miss the story at 1:23:50 where a girl hurts herself during sex in an unbelievable way and is debating Venmo-ing the guy for the hospital bill. Thanks to our sponsors P.VOLVE: Get 30 days free access to P.volve’s streaming service by visiting http://my.pvolve.com/offer/betches and typing in the code UUP Beau Undies: Sign up at beauundies.com using our special promo code BETCHES to try it out and get your first undie for just $3! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:26.8

The ladies are jumping.

0:27.8

Both of you are applied.

0:28.8

You're gonna get a hold of your own.

0:30.8

You're on the air and you're on the jar.

0:32.8

You're always shit white women.

0:35.8

There's not even an Asian in here.

0:37.8

What the fuck?

0:38.8

There they are on the back.

0:39.8

Get the fuck up here.

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