You know the thing and no one picked up your thing

And so you buried the thing

That's not the end of the thing

Don't you like eyes yet there's a spooky surprise

And though you cannot revise

And nothing ever really dies. All right, folks, it is Max Fun Drive.

We are continuing to count down the top five funniest dead pilot openings in Dead Pilot Society history,

as voted on by the very small staff of Dead Pilot Society.

There's three of us, and today we are bringing you number three.

And it is Yogurt World by Colleen McGuinness.

Such a fun pilot.

One of the best telekinesis comedy pilots that you'll ever hear.

And sometimes, even I'm blown away by the casts we get.

I mean, the lead in yogurt world way before Severance,

it was played by lead from Severance, Brit Lauer,

the brilliant Brit Lauer.

We also had Danny Pouty as Chris. We had David Walton as Ceph, Amanda Lund, who has brought us two of her own pilots, the Dead Pilot Society.

So funny in this as Lisa Hewitt, Brad Morris as Bucky Simmons, Ethan Peck as Guy No. 1,

and Andy Ridings as the vet and guy number two.

Before we play this cold open, remember, we can only do this show and bring you brilliant dead pilots like this with castes like this because listeners like you become members. So please go right now to maximum fun.org slash join dead pilots

and become a member today for as little as $5 a month. All right, here we go. The number three in our

top five funniest cold opens. Actually, we're going to, they didn't have a traditional cold open, so we're going to play you all of Act 1 of Yogurt World by Colleen McGuinness.

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