You know the thing and no one picked up your thing

And so you buried the thing

That's not the end of the thing

Don't you like eyes yet there's a spooky surprise

And though you cannot revise

And nothing ever really dies. Okay, it's time for the number two. As I think you probably know, it's time for the number two.

As I think you probably know, it's Max Fun Drive,

and we are bringing you the top five funniest dead pilot openings in Dead Pilots Society.

History, as voted on by the staff of Dead Pilot Society. All right, before I reveal

the number two pilot, I think you know what you need to do. If you haven't done it already,

you need to please go to maximum fund.org slash join dead pilots. We have such an amazing year

of dead pilots coming your way. It's going to feel

good to be a part of it. I'm telling you we're almost 10 years in. We're hitting our stride.

There's such good material that we're going to be bringing you. So please join us as a member.

All right. Our number two funniest dead pilot, cold open, had the distinction of being

the number one pick for two of us and not even in the top ten of the third team member. I'm not

going to tell you who, you know, be specific about who, but does that mean this is a polarizing choice?

Maybe. It's certainly one of the most

insane pilots that we've read. I've heard from a lot of people that it is one of their

favorites. For others, it might not be their cup of tea. I think it's great. It is, ooh, I just

revealed something. Anyway, it is JetPacularula by Rob Schrobb.

This was read live at Largo in Los Angeles with just a powerhouse, Dead Pilot Society cast.

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