Bonus: The Dawn of a New Equality

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2014

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

News about the monthly live show and the Improv Goblet Comedy Festival in Las Vegas on October 3rd and 4th. Plus a bonus scene with poop jokes!

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0:00.0	We have live shows in Las Vegas this week.
0:03.1	That and more news after this bonus scene entitled,
0:06.8	Spacism, the Dawn of a New Equality.
0:13.3	Ah, yes.
0:15.1	I finally have everything I've ever wanted.
0:18.4	I finally have it all.
0:20.6	I've got it all. I've got it all.
0:22.2	I've got...
0:22.8	What are you doing in my bathroom?
0:24.7	This is our bathroom.
0:26.4	When I'm in it, it's my bathroom.
0:29.1	When we're both in it, it's our bathroom.
0:31.2	Yes, but I'm in here first, so it's my bathroom.
0:33.8	I have to poop.
0:35.4	Baxter, I was hoping I could talk to you about that.
0:41.9	I feel like you can go while I have this conversation with you.
0:44.9	Okay, thank you.
0:45.4	But let it be the last time.
0:46.9	What?
0:47.7	Here's the thing.
0:48.6	No, I have to keep pooping.
0:49.9	No, you don't have to keep pooping.
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