BONUS: Sare Baws & Wee Toast

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 674 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2023

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

This week on the bonus, you'd never know it cause Producer Imo is a wizard but Gordon's broadband is a load of **** so we're dealing with a 7 second delay whilst recording. Despite this, we're bringing you all the standard Restless Natives chat, including a pair of very sare baws, Gordon's got a new gig, getting lost in translation and Tony Hawks.

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0:00.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:17.6	Right, good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Restless Natives, the bonus episode.
0:21.6	It's a wee Brucey bonus to your week of Restless Native shenanigans.
0:25.0	I'm the civilian Chris Smart, joined as always by the gorgeous pouting, fragrant, mini-skirted, Las Vegas resident, the one and only Mr. Martin Compton acting royalty.
0:35.0	How you, mate, you're right?
0:36.6	No, no, I'm not all right.
0:38.4	I'm not all right.
0:41.0	I'm not all right.
0:43.0	I'm not coping very well today.
0:44.8	I've said some bad words and I'm on the point of ringing Elon Musk and asking if you can send that star-like thing to like hover above my house.
0:53.0	Because I don't, I just, you can't even live in the country and make a living
0:55.7	can you that's what I'm saying
0:57.1	not in GMB anyway
0:58.4	right I'm having trouble with my broadband today
1:02.3	so I've currently got
1:03.4	Is internet count as an inanimate object
1:05.2	because the rage I've heard you
1:06.9	under me and Imbo
1:08.3	have just been ear witnesses
1:10.5	to a beautiful plethora of different and
1:15.6	colourful language directed towards your internet does that count i'd like to take this opportunity
1:20.7	to apologise to my daughter for what i've just shouted down the stairs because she she went on
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