this is a global player original podcast welcome back to restless natives the podcast

of the les mehgo truck stop toilet.

A warm welcome to episode 34, which coincidentally was the same age where Martin Comston first looked like a fully grown adult man.

This has been christened, a civilian outreach project by TikTok Ruth.

It's the story of a celebrity and a national treasure Mr. Martin Com, and me, his plucky civilian sidekick, Gordon, aka Chris.

I'm just swimming against the tide, pushing a rock up a hill, pushing in the gale force wind of a rudderless media career.

But these are all the mowing teeth, and I am the face of Wheeler's calf, Les Moeago.

We are merely two beardy men confronting the depressing reality of middle age

between the best drunken shenanigans you could ever dream of. Without any further ado,

ladies and gentlemen, here he is, the waistcoat wearing impotent TV cop. All together now,

it's Martin Comston. All right, fuckface. That was pretty good today. You put some effort

into that one.

You can tell when I've had time, eh?

Yeah.

Actually, I feel like I've not seen you for ages.

It's been a while, isn't it?

And I also feel a bit naughty by saying,

all right, fuckface, but it's your catchphrase.

Well, you know, I mean, if you're going to introduce yourself

and going to say hello to somebody,

that lays down a marker. That lets them know who's the boss

of the conversation. See, I've been looking forward to

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