Two weeks ago, the White House posted an image with the headline, Maha Wins.

The list of 15 supposed victories by RFK Jr.'s HHS included,

steak and shake replacing seed oils with 100% beef tallow.

Skittles removing titanium dioxide from their

marquee product, and Nestle removing all petroleum-based food dyes. The rest predominantly features

corporate handshakes about removing synthetic dyes and artificial colors from candy, You know, health food. Maha activists have

been thrilled by this. Kennedy retweeted it. A few days later, he tweeted out that Maha is winning

because steak and shake is offering Coca-Cola with real cane sugar, aka Mexican Coke.

Vani Hari, the Food Babe, concurred going on News Nation to say that removing high-fructose corn syrup from Coke is a bigger deal than you think.

One problem, though, Coke isn't removing it from their main product, but they are adding a new cane sugar option later in the fall.

Hari has been faithfully championing all of these Maha wins.

She's sharing sentiments like fruit loops are getting a natural makeover and breaking red siren emoji.

Serial Titan Kellogg's has finally agreed to go artificial dye-free.

Fruit and vegetable extract colors are greater than neurotoxins.

And to use the fucking greater-than-sign.

That was Will Cole, who likely doesn't realize the level of dyes in food do not reach a level of neurotoxicity.

But then again, chemistry is not part of chiropractic school.

Meanwhile, Kennedy's advisor, Callie Means, tweeted out that Kyle Diamantis is crushing it at the FDA because of another big Maha win.

What win?

Ice cream will have more natural colorings.

A few days later, Means tweeted out that the past six months have been the most significant reforms of our food system in modern history.

He goes on to write that beef is vilified.

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