Breaking news, people. I mean, this is happening. I don't know, Dan, what do they call it when, like, a Taylor Swift does a collaboration with like a, what's that guy's name, the Eminem guy? What do they call it? Ed Shearing. They call it a collab. Oh, they called a collab? Well, then this is a collab. This is on the tape meets Ned Michaels breaking even,

meets coach, who by the way, just signed up to be a collaborator with Ned Michaels. I mean,

right down the middle. And I am so fired up because Danny Moses, the good looking guy drinking

coffee right now, who has gone 28 and 4 in the league where they play for pay.

That, by the way, is 87.5%.

You are now 10 times in the hole to him.

And we got the NFL playoffs.

We got championship weekend on a snowy East Coast. I am like geeked up. Ned

Michaels. Do you see this? And loving it except for the Titans are out. I know Dan, Nathan,

lost money on that. You know, really what I want to do here, I'm going to tell a quick story.

And then I'm going to have Coach and Danny squabble a little bit over it.

And breaking even, this is what we do now that Coach is a permanent fixture on it.

So out in Hawaii, I'm chewing on something called a high chew, which is basically a starburst, right?

When I was 19 years old, I had a root canal.

My mom decided put a gold tooth in there.

So yeah, I had a gold tooth,

Coach. Don't look at me. No judge me. Okay. So as I'm chewing on this high chew,

my gold tooth comes out. So now I got to go to the dentist and I'm thinking, well,

I could smelt this down. Guy Dami's been talking about gold for months now. It's going to make a

comeback. So I'm thinking I got a couple ounces of cash.

So I ask you, Coach and Danny Moses, where should I bet my gold tooth when it comes

to the conference championship games this weekend?

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