Bonus Patreon Thursday: Bad Teeth (w/Reilly Anspaugh!)
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4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 15 November 2018
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Fellow HeadGum-er Reilly Anspaugh is in the studio to talk about bad kissers, good hygiene and horrible details about the Twilight Franchise.
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| 0:00.0 | Back on a Thursday, Patreon has us not given a shit. |
| 0:05.0 | We don't care anymore. We're working for ourselves. We're our own gosh dang bosses. |
| 0:10.5 | I'm thinking of selling out actually. |
| 0:12.5 | You already have. So I'll get a tattoo of a brand as branded company. |
| 0:20.4 | As a brand. Branded content. You do have a tied tattoo on your face. |
| 0:24.6 | Yeah, but I want it to be branded. So that is brand. It's a, it's a, |
| 0:27.6 | it's a duress. It's a brand that they sort of stick out. Oh, brand brand. |
| 0:32.6 | Yeah, I want brand. You want more than you want more than ink. You want |
| 0:36.5 | raised skin. You want a scar. A scar for art and a branded brand that says |
| 0:43.6 | Nike will fart a mark. A mission. A brand. A scarf dashboard |
| 0:48.3 | confessionals new album. A scar. That's right. Scar art. A skirt. Nice. |
| 0:55.6 | Nice. So what is this? This is a teaser of the bonus Thursday Patreon. |
| 0:59.6 | And that's where we hop on your feed and tease each other. Amir, a four eyes. |
| 1:04.6 | You look like a buck tooth chipmunk. I don't know. A teaser is just a, |
| 1:08.6 | it's a little taste of what they can get. I was just being silly. |
| 1:14.6 | Like a trailer. I was just being silly. I thought we would do like a big |
| 1:17.6 | shit munk four eyes is what you said. Yeah, it was just so quick. |
| 1:20.6 | It was just you knew that you were going to say that regardless of what happened. |
| 1:23.6 | It was a silly joke. It wasn't a silly joke. Okay. It wasn't a silly joke. |
| 1:26.6 | Because it was at my expense. That was, it can be a silly joke at your expense. |
| 1:31.6 | Yeah, stop talking over me. So what? You don't know what I'm saying. |
| 1:35.6 | Everyone laughs at me. And then you are the hero of the story. It's a gentle |
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