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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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In this episode we discuss tubas, masturbation, and surviving NYC on a budget.

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum Podcast.
0:30.0	Wow! That's gotta be a tuba in there.
0:48.0	That was a traditional New Orleans Jazz Band style theme by Jacob K.
0:54.0	And it was him on the tuba, Trombone, Clarinet, Tamberine, and Singing.
1:00.0	Whoa! He knows how to sing.
1:02.0	He got him music undergrad and now he's getting his master's in medical physiology.
1:07.0	Jesus.
1:08.0	In the hopes of going to med school.
1:09.0	Smart and talented. You're gonna have great bedside manner.
1:12.0	What a great fucking dude that he can do all that.
1:15.0	How do you learn the tuba, the trombone, the Clarinet?
1:18.0	I feel like I can only know two of those things.
1:20.0	Which ones do you know?
1:21.0	I'm really good at Tamberine.
1:23.0	And I'm proficient in the Clarinet.
1:27.0	The Clarinet.
1:28.0	So you're lying about both of those.
1:31.0	The very least wrong about the tuba is an interesting one.
1:36.0	Because I am a bad at tuba.
1:40.0	You've never touched a tuba.
1:41.0	You've never even...
1:43.0	You're like brassy.
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