BONUS: News Thing

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2018

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

If you haven’t heard our other podcast, now’s your chance. It’s basically TFTM but with news instead of football. This latest episode includes sky murdering, sacred shield abuse and a live cat v squirrel fight. Search ‘News Thing’ in your pod-providing app for more.

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0:00.0	Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.
0:11.0	So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply check the Uber app.
0:26.4	Hello and welcome to what is a kind of a bonus episode of Top Flag Time Machine. What it actually is is the latest episode of Newsthing, which is the other podcast that
0:31.1	Sam and myself do, and we thought we'd drop it in here for you to have a
0:34.4	listen to see what you think it's basically top flight time machine but we talk about the news instead of football
0:38.8	give it a try if you like it we're on Twitter at Newsthing and you can search for it on your usual
0:43.9	podcast supplier and subscribe or whatever it is that you do. I hope you enjoy it.
0:59.9	Stop what else! Stop whatever you're doing. Close your emails. Pull into a lay-by, put down that spoon, stop jogging for fucksake. It's time for newsthing the podcast.
1:05.2	Britain's longest running and this shit satirical podcast.
1:10.4	Now bringing you the facts that matter and the opinions that don't, please welcome your hosts,
1:15.0	Sam Delaney and Andy Dawson.
1:18.0	Hello and welcome to this week's episode of News Thing from the people who bring
1:28.0	you top flight time machine. This is our podcast about non-footballing news and related matters.
1:34.8	Ho!
1:36.8	I'm Sam Delaney.
1:38.8	And I'm Andy Dawson.
1:40.2	Tam, was that meant to be George Weir or was that meant to be a Russian because it felt a little bit in between the two?
1:44.8	No, it's definitely Weyer.
1:47.2	Was it? There was no, there was no semblance of a Russian involved.
1:51.8	I want to make that clear, particularly because of this
1:55.4	podcast that the brand news thing does have an unfortunate history of
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