4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2024
⏱️ 64 minutes
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On this bonus episode, Heather has some special guests in the studio! Cody Rigsby (beloved Peloton instructor) and Andrew Chappelle (Broadway baby) have started their own podcast, Tactful Pettiness and they are here on Absolutely Not to chat with Heather about the rules of Fire Island, their rise in careers and, of course, how to be a petty yet respectful queen!
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0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
0:17.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
0:22.2 | absolutely not |
0:23.2 | podcast I'm your host Heather McMahon I'm so excited to be sitting between two of the |
0:27.6 | hottest guys on the planet I'm talking about Andrew Chappelle and Cody Rigsby |
0:32.1 | they have an incredible new |
0:33.3 | podcast out called Tackful Petiness and today we talk all things. We talk |
0:37.0 | Orgies in Fire Island. We talk about how to be a petty bitch because I need to be |
0:40.5 | petier in my life and you know the perfect Broadway role for me. |
0:43.4 | I love you I am so excited that you're here today we're going to have a good time so |
0:47.2 | please welcome to the studio Andrew and Cody. |
0:49.7 | Well I am here with just I would say two of the pillars of, you know, the wellness, the entertainment community, all of the above. |
1:02.0 | I feel like we might do something sexual. |
1:04.6 | Kowy Andrew, how the hell are you? |
1:06.8 | We're fantastic and we're down to Clown. |
1:09.2 | We are down to Clown. |
1:10.4 | You know, I have tried to sleep with a woman and couldn't get a boner but maybe just maybe |
1:15.0 | Couldn't get a boner at all my vag or will work. Yeah. I like that |
1:18.3 | Okay. Okay. So are you gold-star gay? I am Gold Star with like a little bit of like a ding on it so I like fingered a gal I fingered a gal and I put my tongue on her I believe what would be called a labia for a few |
1:36.4 | seconds and things were not working and you know that's the moment I said you know what |
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