Bonus IF I WERE YOU (from Patreon)

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Back with another bonus advice pod! We're chatting blizzards, threesomes, and garbage...

And yes: you can watch this as a video over at http://www.patreon.com/JA

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0:00.0	If I were you, if I were you, if I kind of left.
0:05.0	If I were you, though I'll tell you what I would do.
0:12.0	If only I were you, shark.com.
0:16.0	Yeah, dude. We're back like we never fucking left.
0:20.0	We kind of did leave though.
0:23.1	Yeah.
0:24.1	Yeah, we needed them.
0:25.5	We actually really left.
0:27.5	Yeah.
0:28.0	We abandoned you.
0:29.5	We left you.
0:30.5	But it was because we needed time to heal.
0:33.5	We needed to go.
0:34.5	We went to couples therapy.
0:35.6	Should we tell them what we did?
0:36.6	We went to couples therapy. We had a really messy divorce. We went to couples therapy. Should we tell them what we did? We went to couples therapy.
0:37.9	We had a really messy divorce.
0:41.8	I went to couples therapy.
0:43.2	Jake was too busy.
0:44.6	Jake had things to do.
0:46.5	Yeah.
0:47.1	I showed up, but my mind was elsewhere.
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