Bonus: Happy Ending (2020)

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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In this episode we discuss sensual massages, Craigslist roommates, and reading your partner’s text messages.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:10.0	If I were you, if I were you, if I were you, I'll tell you what I want to.
0:20.2	If only I were you
0:22.2	Shark dot com
0:23.2	Stop fucking staring at me
0:25.7	You pervert
0:26.8	You're getting shy
0:29.3	We're just we're doing the intro to the show
0:31.3	I know we're doing the intro
0:32.1	You're staring at me and smiling
0:34.0	Undressing me with your eyes
0:35.4	I feel pretty fucking uncomfortable
0:36.8	Dressing you with you, my eyes.
0:38.5	We want to keep this part in, but don't.
0:40.3	Yeah, we should not keep this part in.
0:42.0	Don't stare at me.
0:43.7	You're staring at my nipples and my smile.
0:47.2	Ugh.
0:48.2	I don't have to undress anything to your smile.
0:50.1	You haven't smiled.
0:50.9	You think every time I'm not attracted to you in any way at all, physically or emotionally.
0:59.8	A song came on and all I saw was your eyes on my gums.
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