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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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In this episode we discuss country clubs, our first jobs, and high school crushes.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum original.
0:03.0	If I were you, if I were you, I'll tell you what I would do, if only I were you, if I were you, I'll tell you what I would do.
0:22.5	If only I were you, shark.com.
0:26.9	Guess what?
0:28.4	Yeah, what?
0:29.3	Fuck you.
0:30.8	What did I do?
0:32.0	We were enjoying this song.
0:33.5	We were dancing.
0:34.3	We're nodding.
0:34.8	You're giving me thumbs up the entire time.
0:36.7	Then you do a weird dance move and double flip me off.
0:39.5	The big double fuck you for that.
0:42.3	Why?
0:42.7	I thought you were going to flip me off and I got so red with rage that I've like, I got to be it.
0:49.1	That's the craziest thing.
0:50.1	I was like, maybe I'll do a dance move and flip him off.
0:53.0	But the fact that you didn't means that I got it ahead of you.
0:56.7	So fuck you.
1:00.6	So much dandruff.
1:02.0	Yeah.
1:02.6	Yeah.
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