These are excerpts from our live show Ghost Stories.

A full live recording of which is available right now on Nightfail.bandcamp.com or on iTunes.

This is over two hours of brand new Nightfail, including what you're about to hear right now.

A public service announcement.

After a few recent wildfires, the Nightfail Fire Department would like to remind our listeners about fire safety.

They began a new campaign to help parents talk to their kids about this important civic issue.

The campaign is called, Your Truttery has been notated.

And the mascot is this adorable cartoon vulture with a camera for a face.

Fire Chief Ramona in Karnassian said it's important for parents to teach their kids

about the three Rs of fire prevention.

Relent, renounce, repent. She said that most common house fires and wildfires are started by your kids.

And here she pointed straight at you.

And then she said those children came from your body.

And then she wretched.

Sorry.

As part of the campaign, the Fire Department issued a pamphlet to help parents with the education process.

Now this pamphlet is adorned with colorful drawings of pyramids and floating eyes,

you know, to make it more relatable to teens.

And these pamphlets will be distributed to all Nightfail public school students via repeating audio loops

while they sleep.

Announcements.

A ghost story.

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