If scary movies give you dread, keep you up late night in bed.

Here's a podcast that will help you miss your mind.

We'll explain the part really nicely,

and we'll talk about what's frightening,

so you never have to have a spooky time.

It's ruined.

Hey, guys, it's Allison.

And I'm done.

God, oh, Halley.

You just see the pressure, though.

Right? In going second.

I mean, yes, I do.

The immense crushing pressure of having to remember one's name

never leaves the cell out loud.

The existential despair of knowing oneself to be named.

Well, it does feel weird.

It feels wrong.

It feels weird.

That felt weird.

That felt weird because this is a super special April fool's bonus episode

of ruined surprise.

You listen to essentially the same thing, but different.

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