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Right. Let's do this.

So the other day, Neil and I decide to get a takeaway.

And we're going to get a takeaway, sit down, watch a movie, relax.

Treat ourselves.

Treat ourselves.

Like, you know, we get a takeaway every week, but treat ourselves.

Yeah.

But yeah, we went to get a takeaway, and Neil turns to me and goes, you fancy having a drink a takeaway every week. But treat yourself. Yeah. But yeah. Went to get a takeaway.

And Neil turns to me and goes,

you fancy having a drink with dinner.

And I went, do know what?

I fucking do.

You know?

So, Neil went, got himself a beer.

And then he went to get a bottle of wine from yourself.

He goes and gets a bottle of wine and thinks, oh, do you know what I'll do? I'll put it in an ice bucket for,

treat yourselves, like you said.

Yeah, because I'm just that kind of guy.

That kind of fucking guy.

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