Welcome to the worst bestsellers where we read a calendar so you don't have to.

I'm Kate.

And I'm Renata.

And you'll probably notice that this episode is not either of the episodes that we said it would be on the last episode.

Surprise.

This isn't wonder.

This isn't having it all.

This is instead a special episode that we did as a Patreon goal, where we watched all of the Twilight movies and then discussed them.

And this was a really great time that we had.

Well, it was a great time that I had. I don't think it was a great time for Kate. You'll hear more about that very soon. So this was a patron exclusive for a while. So our Patreon patrons have been able to hear this. And now we're releasing it out into the wider world. And so first of all, we're going to thank again our patron patrons for making this possible for us.

And we do want to apologize for the scheduling mix up.

We have been trying really hard to make it work, but we are people who have full-time

jobs.

All of our guests tend to have full-time jobs, and sometimes it just

doesn't come together how we hope that it will. But we're still eventually going to talk about

those books. They should be coming out in the next few weeks or months, and we're super excited

about the guests that we have to talk about both having it all and wonder.

And we can't wait to get to record those episodes.

We can't wait for you to listen to them.

So they'll be here eventually.

Yes.

And in the meantime, you can listen to us, watch the Twilight movies, and tell a million more Twilight jokes. I had never seen any of the

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