Bonus Episode I – Christian Mingle The Movie
The Worst Bestsellers
Worst Bestsellers
4.5 • 609 Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2016
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Thanks to our generous Patreon supporters, our editor Becca joined us to watch Christian Mingle The Movie for our first Patreon Goal bonus episode! Our longtime sponsor Christian Mingle inspired this romantic comedy; meanwhile, our Patreon patrons sponsored the Straw-Ber-Ritas we got drunk on while we watched it. If you don’t like it when we laugh at our own jokes, you are gonna hate this episode! If you are Stephen Tobolowsky: we’re sorry. Make yourself a steak and/or cake and enjoy this episode!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the worst bestsellers, where we watched a romantic comedy infomercial so you don't have to. |
| 0:16.2 | I'm Kate. |
| 0:17.0 | And I'm Renata. |
| 0:18.0 | And for this bonus episode, we watched Christian Mingle the movie. |
| 0:22.1 | Joining us to discuss our sponsor's propaganda is Rebecca, podcast editor, and |
| 0:27.1 | Drunk on a Tuesday. |
| 0:28.2 | Hey yo. |
| 0:30.8 | I'm a little drunk on a Tuesday, too. |
| 0:33.4 | I'm a little super drunk on a Tuesday because I had that gin drink on top of Bud Light Strawberryita Margarita with a twist |
| 0:42.3 | contains alcohol. |
| 0:44.9 | So right off the bed, I want to say two things. |
| 0:50.1 | Bare minimum, two things. |
| 0:52.5 | The first thing is, this is our first milestone goal hit episode. |
| 1:00.0 | That's not the term for it. |
| 1:01.8 | Derry, say I'm drunk. |
| 1:03.0 | Anyway. |
| 1:04.9 | Our first goal on Patreon was to watch and record an episode based on this movie, |
| 1:10.7 | which all of you listeners have been telling us about pretty frequently since it came out at the end of 2014, |
| 1:17.7 | which we appreciate in our souls. |
| 1:20.1 | I don't. |
| 1:20.4 | Well, so side, yeah, sorry, Becca. |
| 1:22.6 | You got dragged in here. |
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