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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2023

⏱️ 30 minutes

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In this episode we discuss pizza crust, screen time, and whether or not sex is like Tetris.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:06.0	What is this a new if I were you podcast?
0:10.0	Well, kind of.
0:11.0	These are episodes that were living behind our Patreon for the last five years
0:16.6	and we figured why not release some of the best ones onto this feed to reward
0:22.1	those of you that never gave up that never unsoph it. onto this
0:24.0	feed,
0:25.0	never gave up, that never unsubscribed. So please enjoy this classic episode of If I were you
0:29.0	recorded at our old studio in 2018. If I were you, I was you, I'll tell you what I would do. If only I were you,
0:50.0	sharp.com.
0:51.0	Perfect. What are you looking at? What are you looking at?
0:54.0	I know, just fucking around on my phone.
0:56.0	Fucking around, this is the beginning of the app, man.
0:59.0	Let's fucking get into it.
1:01.0	What are you looking up or... I was just like I was like no I was
1:05.4	refreshing Instagram stories. Not really anything. Yeah not really anything.
1:09.0	I got to the end so I was like oh baby this is if I were you a video bonus Thursday episode. I'm going to just check out my
1:14.8	like Discover tab to see if there's anybody new to follow.
1:18.1	Discover tab.
1:19.6	Fuck man that sounds like you're like on Twitter.
1:22.2	Bored. It really seems like you're like on Twitter. Bored.
1:23.2	It really seems like you're bored or some shit.
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